Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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