There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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