he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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