ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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