So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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