I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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