The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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