3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
At least make sure they are 18
Why
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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