u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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