Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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