"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
