idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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