My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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