Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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