I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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