Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she pinky promised me she was 18
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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