im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
