I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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