Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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