I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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