I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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