he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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