ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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