Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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