This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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