I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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