I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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