i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm passing your future prison.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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