I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i barfeds in our rink
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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