She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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