I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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