it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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