he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
