Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
