'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
