super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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