That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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