chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
