They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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