What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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