I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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