He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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