Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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