thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
