so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize