More tranny stories later!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
