I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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