For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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