I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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