I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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